Article 5

Jul 09

theamazingcookie:

lifefiberoverride:

jasmnnnn:

ill-be-y0ur-safety:

standhaft:

the-universe-of-justin:

Did Disney think Floridians were some alien race or something.

We are

too accurate 

I do that with pb&j

how the fuck else would you do it? put one on top of the other?

i think like, you make it on one piece of bread instead of 2 and you just sorta put them next to each other and fold it???? i guess????

Jul 09
thelilnan:


phoenix:


This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”


I think about this all the time

thelilnan:

phoenix:

This always bugged me about sports fans.

“NEEEERD!”  “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”

I think about this all the time

Jul 09

coelasquid:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

I almost started crying at that last guy.

Jul 07

joinmeasirunintothefandom:

crewnex:

Every time I think I’m done with the sprouse bros they pull me back in

One is never done with the Sprouse boys

Jul 04
sidekikcs:

sebstaninplacesheshouldntbe:

all the single soldiers

O M F G

sidekikcs:

sebstaninplacesheshouldntbe:

all the single soldiers

O M F G

Jul 03

This is the story of a boy who watched his mother die at age four. This is the story of a boy who spent his childhood on the road, left in motel rooms for weeks at a time by an absent father, to raise his little brother. A boy who put his brother’s needs in front of his own, giving him everything he had, protecting him as best as he could from the evils he knew waited in the dark. A boy who made his first sawed-off shotgun in sixth grade. A boy who tried so hard to impress his father and be just like him. A boy who dropped out of high school.

This is the story of a man who lost his father after he traded his life for his son’s after he died in a car accident. The story of a man who then sold his own soul for his brother’s life just a year later. A man who was brutally killed, and spent 40 years in Hell. A man who then was then raised from perdition by angels, and dug his way out of his own grave. A man who watched the person he cared about most deal with a powerful and destructive addiction. A man who witnessed the rise of Lucifer. A man who had to see the devil possess his brother in order to stop the Apocalypse. A man who then lost his brother (again), and then had to deal with the aftermath when he came back without a soul. A man who tried in vain to make a new life for himself and a family he found with an old girlfriend. A man who had to experience the bitter betrayal of his closest friend and subsequent “death”. A man who only a few months later lost the person who he had come to view as a father. A man who did all he could to help when his brother started having hallucinations.

A man who spent a year in Purgatory. A man who, a year later, was so desperate to not lose his dying brother AGAIN, did something he felt extremely guilty about. A man who became so focused on the mission after the fallout of that decision, that he rushed into arming himself with a weapon of terrible power without bothering to learn the consequences. A man who hated himself, convinced he was worthless and dispensable. A man who decided too late that he didn’t want to become a monster. A man who died in his brother’s arms.

This is the story of a man who became a demon.

Jul 02

not-blinking:

bowtiesandscarvesandmagic:

sagansense:

itscolossal:

The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House

It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room" will be complete.

all hail the glow cloud

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD.

Jul 02
redblooperstuff:

greteh:

gallifrey-feels:

halosblogthing:

blackfoxnightmare:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

that-slenderman:

yumegawa:

The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.
It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.
“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought. 
He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.  

#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child

Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.

OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER

so let me get this straight
if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters
IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER
HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD
A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW


THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN

AND WHY THE NOTES SAY THOSE THINGS
LIKE TO GO AWAY

YES THIS IS GOOD

redblooperstuff:

greteh:

gallifrey-feels:

halosblogthing:

blackfoxnightmare:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

that-slenderman:

yumegawa:

The child wakes up, expecting to see a familiar face of terror before him, but what he sees is a white emptiness, gently carrying him away from the burning house.

It wasn’t the face of a monster, unlike the one in his home; who leave its painful marks on his fragile body, who hurt his mom until she died of grief, and unable to help him… no it was pale white, eyeless but he find it comforting.

“Just like those dummies in the mall where mom used to take me to…” he thought. 

He held tightly on his ghostly savior, and close his eyes to sleep in his arms, as he was taken far away from his burning home, from the monster, and into the forest.  

#he comes for the children #he’ll fucking kill anyone who will abuse a child

Tumblr, turning a terrifying urban legend into a misunderstood saviour.

OH I LIKE THIS MUCH BETTER

so let me get this straight

if Slender Man is a good guy who goes after child abusers and child molesters

IN SLENDER YOU ARE THE MONSTER

HE IS THE HERO AND YOU ARE THE DEMON HE’S HUNTING DOWN TO SAVE A CHILD

A CHILD WHO PROBABLY FEARS HIM AND DREW THOSE NOTES THAT BLEW AWAY IN THE WIND AND GOT STUCK ON TREES AND YOU HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE SCUM YOU ARE AND SLENDY SAVES THE DAY

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

THAT’S WHY YOU CAN’T WIN

AND WHY THE NOTES SAY THOSE THINGS

LIKE TO GO AWAY

YES THIS IS GOOD

Jul 01

I was left to my own devices

Many days fell away with nothing to show

Jun 27
yaoi-sama:

andeborg:

lord-of-jpeg:

penetrated by everything
PENETRATED BY EVERYTHING

Stabbed by my existence
… sounds ‘bout right

Devoured by meth addicts………did the drugs take them so far they became zombies or cannibals??? Because no thank you

Bored of life… well alright then.

yaoi-sama:

andeborg:

lord-of-jpeg:

penetrated by everything

PENETRATED BY EVERYTHING

Stabbed by my existence

… sounds ‘bout right

Devoured by meth addicts………did the drugs take them so far they became zombies or cannibals??? Because no thank you

Bored of life… well alright then.